my roommate has a habit of messing up the words to songs. she doesn't do it on purpose; she generally thinks the songs go that way. here are a few of my favorites.
singing "country grammar" by nelly:
"we goin' down down baby, oceania baby *OR* oh, she had a baby."
actual lyrics:
"we goin' down down baby, yo' street in a range rover."
singing "imma be" by the black eyed peas:
"i'ma be smokin that buh-ba-lay!"
actual lyrics:
"i'ma be poppin' that bubbly."
singing "bootylicious" by destiny's child:
"i don't think you're ready, bump, that, daddy!"
actual lyrics:
"i don't think you're ready for this jelly."
singing "bad romance" by lady gaga:
"BLAH BLAH BLAH, i want your love!"
actual lyrics:
"love, love, love, i want your love."
singing "what you got for me" by justin timberlake:
"mistah jay-hee!"
actual lyrics:
"is that your hand?"
and my personal favorite*.
singing "baby got back" by sir mix-a-lot:
"OOOH RUMPLESTILTSKIN!"
actual lyrics:
"oooh, rump o' smooth skin."
*imagine this being sung loudly outside of our apartment complex late at night with no one else around.
hahahahaha! omg i had no idea she said "blah blah blah i want your love", when carrie would sing it with me it sounded like love lol
ReplyDeletereally? i totally thought we were talking about this one day and you were like, "i love how carrie says 'blah, blah, blah!'" maybe i didn't hear it right. carrie possibly earns that one back lol
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