Monday, February 1, 2010

identity theft.

i realized my wallet was missing from my backpack this morning. i panicked because i also realized i didn't have it at church yesterday.

following stream of consciousness:
ohmygoshwheredidiputit?isitinmypileoflaundry?
nomaybeitsinmycar.ohNOitsnotinmycar!gottagocheckmyapartmentagain.
crap!notthere.ihavetoprintoutanassignment.CRAP!theresarussianquiztoday.
WHEREISMYWALLET?!iwantedtobuysomecyrillicstickersformykeyboardatthebookstore.
OMGimsuchanidiotileftmysocialsecuritycardinthereandimgoingtobeavictimofIDENTITYTHEFT!

and then. i receive this life-saving email.

Eunicia,

Your wallet was turned into the Social Science Reference desk this morning. We will hold it here for you through the end of the day and then it will be taken to the campus lost and found in the Wilk. Hope to see you soon!

Erica

tender mercies of the lord, i tell ya. :)

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